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By | 2012-10-01T13:52:33-04:00 October 1st, 2012|Categories: Top That!|0 Comments

My bestfriend and roommate is a colonoscopy nurse. She invites me out one night for a little Grey’s Anatomy fun. She warned me before that none of the Doctors would be cute, but they were smart and sophisticated, and lord knows I could drink them cute if I wanted to.

As predicted, I meet one of the Colonoscopy doctors we end up having a great time, exchange numbers and a few weeks later go on a proper date. The date is great, we are enjoying one another, he is being sweet and lovely until…..I go back to his apartment to have some wine and see his place. We are making out, not intensely by any means. About 5 minutes in, I pull the ripcord and say you know what I have to go…he stops me as I am putting my coat on and says wait….. can I see your asshole? The look of horror is on my face must have been priceless and then he says I just want to make sure it’s a good one, I mean I see them everyday. I died and went running out of the apartment. Needless to say, I did not go out with him

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